Like sands through the hourglass, so are the gchats of our lives.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the gchats of our lives.

Jenn and Michele have been friends since freshman year of high school (they will not reveal how long this has been, but just know it’s been a looong time) when they sat in band class making fun of everyone else. It was a friendship forged out of sarcasm and poking fun at others, which continues to this very day. While still in high school, there were many moments where Jenn would be saying something, and Michele would finish her sentence, or Michele would ask “What…” and Jenn would be able to answer. This led to them saying that they each lived in one another’s brain (and many jokes about how spacious their brains were). And thus, the photo at the top of the blog…

This blog consists of excerpts from actual conversations between Jenn and Michele, with illustrations to add some flair (inspired by our favorite blogger, Hyperbole and a Half). Posts by Jenn will be in one font, by Michele in a different font. Any questions/comments/concerns are welcome: ShelJenn@gmail.com. We hope you enjoy a glimpse into the craziness that is our brain!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Zactly Disease

I recently found myself afflicted with the pervasive and much dreaded Zactly Disease.

Jenn: eggzactly
Michele: zactly?!
uhoh
you gots
de
dreaded
ZACTLY DISEASE!!!!
Jenn: oh noes!!!!!
 
I was concerned that I would be stuck with this awful disease for the rest of my life, or at least until I could get home to shower and brush my teeth or something. But thankfully I did not have to suffer long as Michele, in her infinite wisdom, taught me a simple and quick cure.
 
Michele: quick.. do a dance!
jump up and down!
and spin 3 times
Jenn: ::shimmy shimmy shimmy::
::jump jump jump::
::spin spin spin::
Michele: CURED!
Jenn: hoooray!

Remember these important steps the next time you come down with the Zactly Disease. For those of you who work better with a visual example, here's a handy dandy picture. I highly recommend that you print it out, laminate it and store it in your wallet - it just might save your life someday!


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